Log-Patrol: The Misadventures of Major Darklett Fletchpaw
****Warning! the logs between these two lines are old, and were done back when Dark's player was a FRIGHTENING NOOB. Read with caution!****
Of a Stone that's Black and a Sneak Attack!
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Of Being Reinstated and a Major That's Sedated
Of Logic Holes and Gun... Err, Bow Control
Of a Patchol that's Lon' and Wax Off, Wax On
Of Feeling Confessions and Psychiatry Sessions
Of Food Preparation at the Mossflower Station
Of a Heart That's been Wrenched and Revenge, Sweet Revenge
Of Bandage Switches and Brain Glitches
Of Hardship Endurance and a Friend's Reassurance
Of Lettas and Vendettas... OR Of Letters and Vendetters
Of Old Acquaintance and Awkwardness Blatant
Of History, Change, and an Archery Range
Of a Scouting Trip, Foiled as a Badger's Blood Boiled
Of Idle Chat and a Boxing Match
Of a Friendship that's Bumpy and a Healer that's Grumpy
Of Another Round in the Leader Lounge
Of A Mean Right Hook, and How She's Stronger than she Looks
Of a Spiteful Buck and Unwanted Lady-Luck
Of an Ankle Sprain and Talking 'Twain
Of a Badger, some Hares, and More Than Just Bad Stares
Of Things of Importance and Negative Reinforcement
Of Cruel Quips and Guilt Trips
Of Unarmed Defense and Angry Zeraph Thence
-*******- The logs below chronicle the life of Darklett Fletchpaw after he was removed from his service in the Long Patrol. -*******-
Of an Evening Downwinding and a Murderous Finding
Of Confessions and Repossessions
Of a Cry for Assistance and Denying Resistance
Of a Name Denounced and a Friend When it Counts
Of Daughter and Dad and Fun Times to be Had
Of Attempted Theft and a Glimpse of What He Left
Of a Worried Father and a Suitor that's Bothered
Of Long Patrol Minions and Second Opinions
Of a Squirrel, Three Hares, and a Verminny Scare
Of Brief Relaxation and a Forest Altercation
Of Regretful Incompetence and Increasing Confidence
Of a Dreadful Event Learned and a Vengeance that Burns
Of Doubt Showing Through in Spite of Good News(logged by Audri)
Of Vicarious Revenge and Possible Loose Ends?
Of Injured Sides, but Healing Pride
-*******- And Darklett's a Major again... -*******-
Of Stolen Clothing and Misdirected Loathing
Of a Drunken Mind's Flaws and Eating One's Footpaws
Of Checking How Friends Are and What the Heck is a Samovar?
Of a Misunderstanding Mess and an Inability to Profess
Of the Shocking Result of a Major's Past Faults
Of the Taking of Vows and a Menacing Growl
Of Unwanted News and the Fatherhood Blues